My daughter cracks me up.
She is eight years old and sometimes gets mixed up about things, but just blusters her way through. Lately she has been getting Catholicism and Star Trek confused. Sometimes she gives me the Vulcan hand greeting — palm up, fingers splayed — lowers her voice to a deep gravely tone and says, “Peace be with you, Daddy.”
Present Tense 
This story absolutely cracks me up! I like the last one about Christmas spoilers, too. You’re right about nothing sounding as ridiculous as when you have to explain a religious story to someone who is unfamiliar with your religion. Half the time, I wonder who came up with stuff and whether they’re just trying to pull my leg.
My first comment, Yes!
I am new to blogging, but I know the good feelings associated with having a total stranger enjoy something I pounded onto a web page or message board. Of course, I totally know ar_kay_tee so this is a little different but still good. 🙂