Earlier this week, a cougar was sighted near my office.
The news report said there was some confusion over whether the animal sighted was a cougar or a coyote. It seems ridiculous to me that anyone might mistake a cougar for a coyote.
Today there was another cougar sighting. This on the heels of a cougar sighting in Seattle’s discovery park, earlier this year.
I hope I am not eaten in the parking lot!
Present Tense 
Try eating more garlic, I hear that will keep them at bay
You gotta hope the cougars don’t like garlic!