Posted in March 2007

Tim Elhajj Knows What Time It Is

Daylight Savings Time is here and I have one clock radio that I can’t figure out how to update. It’s one of those self-setting clocks that uses some sort of heuristics to keep itself up to date. I bought it years ago at Costco, thinking it was the kind that updates itself using radio waves. When I discovered my mistake, I was disappointed but not enough to take it back. I set it so infrequently I have never been able to memorize how to do it. There is a PDF manual on my computer somewhere, but I haven’t gotten around to finding it yet.

If I can hold out three more weeks, I guess it’ll update itself A LITTLE BIT LATE THIS YEAR.

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Speaking of Sex…

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I recently had a chance to discuss sex with my nine-year old son, Aaron, and it was possibly the most satisfying parenting experience I’ve had in a long time.

After being cooped up with the kids for an entire week of Winter Break, where first one, and then the other, came down with the flu, Holly and I went out Saturday evening. When we got back home, the babysitter, a twelve-year old from across the street, was out on the front porch to greet us, and he looked excited.

Never a good sign.

As I got out of the car, he started talking about having an evening that was a babysitter’s worst nightmare. “Oh, my,” I thought. My mind raced with possible worst case scenarios, but I tried to present a calm front.

“Yes?” I encouraged.

He stuttered nervously and looked at his feet. “You know the computer in Kennedy’s room?” he said. My daughter Kennedy is a budding writer. I had just set her up with an old laptop to write stories on, so she wouldn’t have to bug Holly for time on her laptop. “They were looking at something they probably shouldn’t be looking at.” He said this last part with so much  gravity it was hard not to laugh.

“Really?” I said.

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Hard Candy and The Queen

I watched these two seemingly vastly different movies last week. One features a child molester and a psycopathic teenager, the other offers an uptight octogenarian and a young politician. They don’t seem to have anything in common, but really they do: unlikeable characters.

As far as unlikeable characters go the teenage psychopath (Ellen Page) isn’t so bad. I’ve dated girls who were arguably sicker and possibly more vindictive. But the child molester (Patrick Wilson) was too much for me. At one point, he makes a tearful confession to attempt to explain why he molests children. The idea here is to make his character more human, so that we viewers will switch allegiance from the teenage girl, and instead begin rooting for the pedophile. But it just completely backfires for me: I find myself wondering why I am watching a movie about such reprehensible characters.

Does anyone like being toyed with like this at the movies?

The quick answer is, “Yes!”

At least, I enjoyed watching the redemption of the distasteful royal characters in the Queen. Queen Elizabeth II (Helen Mirren) is delightfully imperious, even when she behaves so coldly toward poor Diana, Princess of Wales, who in some ways steals the show even with no character playing her part. Although Tony Blair (Michael Sheen) is never really an unlikeable character, he gets the most ham handed scene in the movie: halfway through, as we’re all but on the side of the Queen, he upbraids one of his colleagues for not realizing how strong, resiliant, and noble the Queen truly is. You can’t help but feel director Stephen Frears lost faith in his audience’s ability to grasp what was going on, and decided to have Tony Blair explian it all, as if it were a cheap detective story. Despite this scene, Sheen does a fabulous job, too.

Craig Ferguson Takes the High Road

Craig Ferguson makes me laugh, even when he is publicly admitting to being a recovering alcoholic and refusing to take pot shots at Brittney Spears.

I was not familiar with Craig until I ran across this YouTube clip. I rarely stay up to watch TV anymore, but this is late night TV I can get behind.

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